James and Jane are married, middle-aged and middle-class. Jane is a housewife. James sells guns. They live in one of the larger cities in our country and are both terrified of ethnic youths who might well be wearing hoods and carrying knives, or something. All is well in the Jones household, until their sexually frustrated eighteen year old daughter Jane brings home her new boyfriend, Kwese Abalo... A hilarious, absurd and disturbing examination of the more appalling aspects of Englishness and some of the frightful truths behind political correctness and middle-class morality.